Conversations

Parker had just woken up from a nap.
Me: Did you sleep well? Did you dream?
Parker: (with scrunched up face) No! Dreams are for girls!

Parker and Riley were playing in their closet while I was in another room. I heard them both laughing, then Parker yells:
Parker: There's a lot of books down, Mom. (They had taken down every single book from the book shelf)
Me: Okay, put them back
Parker: (grunting sound) but I want to read ALL of them. They're my favorite books ever!